when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
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Or said that shit wrong.
I would be the richest person in the world
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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